Having trouble getting your kids to eat their broccoli? Wouldn't it be nice to eat something other the fucking meat-lovers pizza for once? Or are you passionate about fresh, local produce and PRETTY TIRED OF ALL THIS GMO BULLSHIT?
Plant the seed of healthy eating in the public's dome with this "Eat Your Veggies, Bitch" T-shirt, straight from the food-pyramid builders at Buy Me Brunch. It's a message so convincing you might get a few people to try kale again.
(Consider this tee a lovely gift for any vegan or vegetarian, but particularly the shovey type.)
How Does It Fit
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Take Care of Your Shit
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
Get the Specs
50/25/25 poly/combed ring-spun cotton/rayon ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
| CHEST SIZE (in) | CHEST (in) | LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 35 - 37 | 18 1/4 | 27 1/2 |
| M | 38 - 40 | 19 3/4 | 28 1/2 |
| L | 41 - 43 | 21 1/4 | 29 1/2 |
| XL | 44 - 47 | 22 3/4 | 30 1/2 |
| 2XL | 48 - 51 | 24 3/4 | 31 1/2 |
| 3XL | 52 - 54 | 26 3/4 | 32 1/2 |
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