"Well because I realized that everything I've been doing up til now; the bathing, the brushing, the changing of the socks, being nice to people, trying to succeed, it's all for nothing. All those things are designed to attract. Why should I be attractive? I'm married with children."
Put on your Bundy tee, rest those hands in those pants and get comfortable, it's going to be a long, mundane life.
How Does It Fit
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
Get the Specs
100% Combed ring-spun cotton ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
| CHEST SIZE (in) | CHEST (in) | LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 35 - 37 | 18 1/2 | 28 |
| M | 38 - 40 | 20 | 29 |
| L | 41 - 43 | 21 1/2 | 30 |
| XL | 44 - 47 | 23 1/2 | 31 |
| 2XL | 48 - 50 | 25 1/2 | 32 |
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